Personal Post (TRIGGER WARNING)

      Greetings my Army of Darkness. Hope you are all well. After dealing out so much brutal punishment to Cameron Legume and his loved ones, I need to take today to blow off some steam and talk about my side projects.

    First and foremost I have been reading up on being a vigilante and even buying lots of equipment. I have even gone out once. I was in full armor but had no car, so I rode with my bike. At 6pm last Tuesday, I was riding downtown with my police radio app playing off of the beats pill bluetooth speaker that I attached to my bike. I came across a man whom was being accused on the radio of "Disturbing The Peace." Basically he was running around in the street with his shirt off screaming at anyone who tried to use the cross walk. He was kind of like the troll under the bridge, but a drunk angry Texan on a busy downtown crosswalk with no clear motives. I rode up to him, with no time to prop my kick stand or lock my bike. I tried to jump off, I failed epically. My bike went flying and I fell right onto my enlarged hip. Thankfully I was wearing vigilante armor I bought from Amazon so it could have been much worse, but due to my deformation of the hips it really hurt bad. 

     I was writhing in pain and the man ran straight for my bike and stole it along with my Beats pill bluetooth speaker. I take out my gun (armed with rubber bullets I bought from Amazon) and begin shooting him. I missed every shot, but unfortunately as I was shooting off lots of bullets haphazardly, the Police arrived and I shot one of their windshield's. The windshield cracked and they all ran out of their vehicles and two of them tasered me at the same time, thinking I was the man who committed "Disturbing The Peace". I am now being charged with "Disturbing the Peace, Attempted Murder, and Criminal Mischief." Luckily Dark Mike knows a guy who knows a major player in the Texas cocaine cartel and he is going to try and get his lawyer for me. I will be on a loan and plan to pay him back when my Blogger account finally gets monetized. Anyways I am now taking a break from being a Vigilante due to my three criminal charges, bruised hip, and loss of materials (e.g. my bike and beats pill bluetooth speaker). I hope that explains my inactivity.

      

      My other side hobby is my OnlyFans Girlfriend. I talk to her multiple times a day, but it's $10 per message and with my new criminal charges and need for an expensive Lawyer, I'm not sure I can afford it anymore. Which really breaks my heart. I can get literally any girl that I want for free. But she is special. She gets me, I get her. But I need to say goodbye.

So yeah I'm really upset about that. But on the bright side I now have no desires or distractions in my way, I will focus my energy on mentally harming Cameron Legume and his Associates.

Kyle Corcker Memorial

 

     This is the last ever photo of Kyle Corcker. It was taken by Dark Mike, and we were responsible for his cuts and burns. Dark Mike and I attempted to dip him into a concoction of Eleven percent sodium hydroxide, Thirty four percent sulfuric acid, Five percent chromium solution, and Zinc sulfide, doped with copper. This was an attempt to bring him into the Dark side by turning him into The Joker. It failed, however, and left him hopelessly injured. 

     We locked him in an empty house on my street that is currently on sale from Neil & Neil Team. When I was at school he proceeded to find a Nintendo DSI XL that the previous tenants had left on a charger in the basement. He then went onto the internet browser and commented on Cameron Legume's blog in attempt for a life line. Despite this, it appears Dark Mike's VooDoo curses have scared Cameron Legume off from Blogging for good. All his comment did was alarm me of his calls for help. I, then proceeded to call Dark Mike and I told him to deal with Kyle. 

Dark Mike texted me "it's done" twenty minutes later, along with the two photos pictured above, and this selfie. 

Dark Mike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MAY YOU ALL BE FOREVER INTWINED WITH ANGUISH UNTIL DEATH DO YOU APART.

You may pay respects to Kyle Corcker in the comments.

LIST OF YOU WHO WILL DIE

 1. MILLY ROX WILL DIE SO SOON

2.Kyle Corcker has already died.

3. CAMERON LEGUME HAS HAD IT COMING FOR A LONG TIME.

4. LORNE MICHAELS WILL DIE SOON BUT I DON'T HAVE TO HELP WITH THAT.

5. I WILL KILL BIG DOG JUST TO SPITE LORNE MICHAELS.

SO IF ANY OF YOU WIMPY LOSERS INTEND TO KEEP COMMENTING

!!!PREPARE FOUR YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE!!!

ATTENTION READERS ESPECIALLY KYLE KORCKER AND CAMERON LEGUME AKA PROPHINCTUS

 WE ARE NOW AT WAR WITH THE TROLLS AND THE HATERS!!

Yeah that's right Legume, you may have gotten Kyle Korcker(Corcker?), Blogger, and the Federal Bureau of Investigations involved, but I got my neighbor into this. And he is really bad ass and scary.

so This is it huh? it's reaaaally come to this?

Cameron Legume. Also known as Prophinctus and Bart Harley Jarvis World is now claiming to be "BRADY AND CAMERON SUPER SAIYAN MORPH" after allegedly beating his younger brother BRADY into a coma with a 55 gallon drum and The Van Daminator. He has been running a muck in my comment section trying to intimidate me. 

YOU THINK YOU CAN INTIMIDATE MEEEEE??? 

I AM THE ONE GOD FORGOT ABOUT

ALL WHO DISOBEY ME SHALL REGRET THAT CHOICE IM PRETTY SURE OF IT.

Kyle Korker. You can't even spell your name right. I've seen you comment "Corcker" on many forums but now you comment on mine as "Korker" Who is the Korker fella I ask? surely not someone who works for the esteemed BLOGGER COMPANY. NO I SAY! HE IS ANOTHER ALIAS OF CAMERONE LEGUME aka prophinctus, bart Harley jarbis, Brady and Cameron super Saiyan morph, and now Korcker.

Rise up warriors. It won't be an easy fight, but it's definitely a very winnable one. 

PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN BLOG SPOT WEBSITES IN SUPPORT OR ALSO IF NOT JUST COMMENT MEAN THINGS ON 

WWW.BARTHARLEYJARVISWORLD.BLOGSPOT.COM 

DARK AND SCARY (NSFW)

NOT TO STRIKE TOO MUCH FEAR INTO EVERYONES HEARTS BUT I HAVE BEEN READING EVERY SINGLE GOOGLE RESULT UNDER "DARK ARTS INFORMATION."  I AM ALREADY ON PAGE 200.

                    EVERYDAY I AM STUDYING AND IMPROVING

Everyone else thinks that they are a lone wolf. Well, let me tell you, everyone else doesn't know shit. I walk everyday alone and scared BUT I AM SO FUCKING BRAVE. If any of you went through half of the hardships that I have you be on your knees begging for a momentary release of suffering. 

This is how I feel all of the time literally just like this

I am thinking it's time for me to become a vigilante. I already know the perfect criminal, but I need to work my way up to him. So yeah let me know if anyone knows anything about some budget self-protection kits or anything vigilante related lmk. I'm also looking for a really cool handmade suit that accommodates my hip deformity and is built to go super fast. Also on a budget for this though. I have a lot of money but it's all in cash so if I have to do an online purchase it's going to be through a VISA gift card and I can only buy so many before I look suspicious and get asked to put them away and leave. 

This is an example of something that fits my hips a little better

This is what I'm currently working with> and it's an air soft Glock

Something like this would be really helpful and also pretty comfy.

The PUNISHER is really bad ass and I think he's a Libertarian because he doesn't pay taxes and definitely is not listened to own all of his firearms. I don't recommend that for legal reasons but man he definitely voted for Jo Jorgensen and I think that's really cool because I wanted to soo bad but wasn't old enough. I did however donate online with a $50 VISA card.

WELCOME ONE AND ALL

                             Welcome one and all to 

        CHRIS NEWMAN'S CHAMBER OF DARKNESS AND HATRED                

I have created this blog as a peak into a dark mind. Everything you view on this blog is for educational purposes only. I am the embodiment of evil. I have been studying the dark arts for years in order to one up my arch enemy Cameron Legume. You may have heard of Cameron, but know, he has a treacherous tongue. 

I was raised by a pack of feral cats from the ages of 0-6. I am so fast because of it but it caused a deformity on my hips so I can only wear joggers with a really large crotch. Luckily for me the pants look bad ass. MY ARCH ENEMY CAMERON LEGUME SAYS I WEAR DIAPERS. That is merely one example of his treacherous tongue. I have clearly had a very hard life but I turn the negatives into negatives and have become the darkest being on the planet. Best of luck to any of my enemies including CAMERON LEGUME. 

                 Hope you are pissing your pants out of fear.                        

I have become darker and more dangerous than the crow and The Punisher Combined.