Tuesday, October 15, 2024

WELCOME ONE AND ALL

                             Welcome one and all to 

        CHRIS NEWMAN'S CHAMBER OF DARKNESS AND HATRED                


I have created this blog as a peak into a dark mind. Everything you view on this blog is for educational purposes only. I am the embodiment of evil. I have been studying the dark arts for years in order to one up my arch enemy Cameron Legume. You may have heard of Cameron, but know, he has a treacherous tongue. 
I was raised by a pack of feral cats from the ages of 0-6. I am so fast because of it but it caused a deformity on my hips so I can only wear joggers with a really large crotch. Luckily for me the pants look bad ass. MY ARCH ENEMY CAMERON LEGUME SAYS I WEAR DIAPERS. That is merely one example of his treacherous tongue. I have clearly had a very hard life but I turn the negatives into negatives and have become the darkest being on the planet. Best of luck to any of my enemies including CAMERON LEGUME. 

                 Hope you are pissing your pants out of fear.                        

6 comments:

  1. Its hard to fathom the depths you'd sink to Chris. I know you are a demagogue and a categorical liar. I know that isn't your family. Those are cats that have been poisoned by a zoo researcher (https://wjla.com/news/local/zoo-researchers-accused-of-poisoning-cat-takes-stand-68370). You posted a photo of cats that had been killed using antifreeze so that I would not find them IN REAL LIFE AND DEBUNK YOUR CLAIMS THAT WAY! You are a sick and twisted mind. You are a sick individual Chris Newman. You think that you are bringing me down by creating this blog but let it be known that YOU ARE SEWING THE SEEDS OF YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION SORT OF LIKE A BIBLICAL PARABLE. I also didn't read the message you left for me because I believe you would share information not meant to be known with me in order to make me go crazy or be hunted by elites.

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    1. Once again wrong! Buddy, those cats are my family. WHY DID YOU THINK I HAD TO LEAVE THEM AT THE AGE OF 6!?! THEY ALL WERE MURDERED. Yet another tragedy in my long, deep, dark, tragic life. The darkness I harness knows no bounds. You don't need to tell me any private information. I already know it.

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    2. Alright that checks out I’m sorry for your loss. It also makes sense the poison that killed your family also caused your hips to enlarge like an Onlyfans star. THE FACT STILL STANDS YOUR DARKNESS AINT NOTHING COMPARED TO MY INNER TIGER!! You caused my brother to fall into a coma THAT IS MY DARKNESS!

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    3. I’ll forgive you for ur rash comment, but know that will be the only thing I forgive you for.

      You only mention my hips because you wish I had an OnlyFans. Oh I know you wish for it!

      I don’t care if you are super saiyan. U r not as dark and dangerous as ME AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. TRY HARDER. TRY HARDER. WISH HARDER. SOFT HANDS. SOFT HANDS

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    4. BRADY AND CAMERON SUPER SAIYAN MORPHOctober 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM

      I just keep leveling up and getting more mad and angry. Im the darkest boy there ever was. i was born in the darkness, and then I wwent super sayiayn and there was alight everywehre/ SOFT HANDS I DONT HANVE YOU HAVE SOFT NOJHAJNDS I AM DSOS SOOOO FYCKING AGNRY R RIGHT NOW AWHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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