This is the last ever photo of Kyle Corcker. It was taken by Dark Mike, and we were responsible for his cuts and burns. Dark Mike and I attempted to dip him into a concoction of Eleven percent sodium hydroxide, Thirty four percent sulfuric acid, Five percent chromium solution, and Zinc sulfide, doped with copper. This was an attempt to bring him into the Dark side by turning him into The Joker. It failed, however, and left him hopelessly injured.
We locked him in an empty house on my street that is currently on sale from Neil & Neil Team. When I was at school he proceeded to find a Nintendo DSI XL that the previous tenants had left on a charger in the basement. He then went onto the internet browser and commented on Cameron Legume's blog in attempt for a life line. Despite this, it appears Dark Mike's VooDoo curses have scared Cameron Legume off from Blogging for good. All his comment did was alarm me of his calls for help. I, then proceeded to call Dark Mike and I told him to deal with Kyle.
Dark Mike texted me "it's done" twenty minutes later, along with the two photos pictured above, and this selfie.





Yerp! He got Dark Miked!
ReplyDeleteReal funny guys. This is obviously dank mike and you taking photos in your Halloween costumes that you just got from Spirit Halloween. I have that costume from a few years ago called "Eminem Frankenstein" because it was really in fashion a few years ago and now is kinda dusty... Anyways I hope you and big mike get no candy at all this year and the one piece of candy you do get is an apple with razor blades in it. Kyle is alive and well. He and I just got off the facetime call (I don't have a phone yet) and he said that he was going to nuke this hellhole of a blog. Say goodbye Chris and Dankle, cause this blog is going bye bye!
ReplyDeleteWrong again, buddy. Kyle Corcker is dead for real.
DeleteThe police found zombie Kyle and are going to reanimate him and use him to find the both of you since he harbors bad feelings for you. On Halloween the magic will be the greatest it has been in centuries and they will cause Kyle Crockett to live again. You will succumb to your creation. Although I believe he may represent a new being entirely due to the change in his brain- Newman's Monster. Oh yeah me and Newmans Monster are gonna fuck your shit uppppp badd whenever the cops and I resurrect Newman on Halloween.
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