Personal Post (TRIGGER WARNING)

      Greetings my Army of Darkness. Hope you are all well. After dealing out so much brutal punishment to Cameron Legume and his loved ones, I need to take today to blow off some steam and talk about my side projects.

    First and foremost I have been reading up on being a vigilante and even buying lots of equipment. I have even gone out once. I was in full armor but had no car, so I rode with my bike. At 6pm last Tuesday, I was riding downtown with my police radio app playing off of the beats pill bluetooth speaker that I attached to my bike. I came across a man whom was being accused on the radio of "Disturbing The Peace." Basically he was running around in the street with his shirt off screaming at anyone who tried to use the cross walk. He was kind of like the troll under the bridge, but a drunk angry Texan on a busy downtown crosswalk with no clear motives. I rode up to him, with no time to prop my kick stand or lock my bike. I tried to jump off, I failed epically. My bike went flying and I fell right onto my enlarged hip. Thankfully I was wearing vigilante armor I bought from Amazon so it could have been much worse, but due to my deformation of the hips it really hurt bad. 

     I was writhing in pain and the man ran straight for my bike and stole it along with my Beats pill bluetooth speaker. I take out my gun (armed with rubber bullets I bought from Amazon) and begin shooting him. I missed every shot, but unfortunately as I was shooting off lots of bullets haphazardly, the Police arrived and I shot one of their windshield's. The windshield cracked and they all ran out of their vehicles and two of them tasered me at the same time, thinking I was the man who committed "Disturbing The Peace". I am now being charged with "Disturbing the Peace, Attempted Murder, and Criminal Mischief." Luckily Dark Mike knows a guy who knows a major player in the Texas cocaine cartel and he is going to try and get his lawyer for me. I will be on a loan and plan to pay him back when my Blogger account finally gets monetized. Anyways I am now taking a break from being a Vigilante due to my three criminal charges, bruised hip, and loss of materials (e.g. my bike and beats pill bluetooth speaker). I hope that explains my inactivity.

      

      My other side hobby is my OnlyFans Girlfriend. I talk to her multiple times a day, but it's $10 per message and with my new criminal charges and need for an expensive Lawyer, I'm not sure I can afford it anymore. Which really breaks my heart. I can get literally any girl that I want for free. But she is special. She gets me, I get her. But I need to say goodbye.

So yeah I'm really upset about that. But on the bright side I now have no desires or distractions in my way, I will focus my energy on mentally harming Cameron Legume and his Associates.