NOT TO STRIKE TOO MUCH FEAR INTO EVERYONES HEARTS BUT I HAVE BEEN READING EVERY SINGLE GOOGLE RESULT UNDER "DARK ARTS INFORMATION." I AM ALREADY ON PAGE 200.
Everyone else thinks that they are a lone wolf. Well, let me tell you, everyone else doesn't know shit. I walk everyday alone and scared BUT I AM SO FUCKING BRAVE. If any of you went through half of the hardships that I have you be on your knees begging for a momentary release of suffering.
This is how I feel all of the time literally just like this
I am thinking it's time for me to become a vigilante. I already know the perfect criminal, but I need to work my way up to him. So yeah let me know if anyone knows anything about some budget self-protection kits or anything vigilante related lmk. I'm also looking for a really cool handmade suit that accommodates my hip deformity and is built to go super fast. Also on a budget for this though. I have a lot of money but it's all in cash so if I have to do an online purchase it's going to be through a VISA gift card and I can only buy so many before I look suspicious and get asked to put them away and leave.
This is an example of something that fits my hips a little better
The PUNISHER is really bad ass and I think he's a Libertarian because he doesn't pay taxes and definitely is not listened to own all of his firearms. I don't recommend that for legal reasons but man he definitely voted for Jo Jorgensen and I think that's really cool because I wanted to soo bad but wasn't old enough. I did however donate online with a $50 VISA card.
There are many homeless people in the Texas area camped around 55 gallon metal drums using them as fireplaces. These homeless stink up the world around them and you should practice your vigilantism on these vagrants! As a libertarian, you understand the need to trim the fat from society and you could really help a lot of people by messing these guys up and their barrels would be free game!
ReplyDeleteGet out of here, Legume. The only one who is stinking up Texas is you. The only one who wants to beat people up with 55 gallon drums is also you. I HATE YOU MAY DARKNESS FOLLOW YOU
ReplyDeleteHey friend! Kyle from Blogger here! Your account was flagged for possibly being a terrorist website, and after visiting I can totally see why. Before I take any immediate action I need your confirmation on whether or not this is satirical, because I think it may be! Either way you should try to avoid posting pictures of guns and making blatant threats! Thanks friend, hope you have a Bloggly day!
ReplyDeleteHey Kyle Korcker this guy is not satirical. He doesn't know what satire is. I have been looking at his snapchat stories from Brady's tablet and snap account and he posts this kinda stuff on his snapchat too. I don't know what kind of pull you have other there but it would be greatly appreciated if you got in touch with your snapchat connections and get him banned. I've also contacted Chris Hanson to look into Chris and see whats going on.
ReplyDelete*evil laugh* Thanks for telling me you were viewing my snap. I have thousands of women viewing my story every time I post, so I must have not been able to see you viewing. I don't know what Chris Hansen has to do with this. Maybe it's because of all of the college girls I'm texting on Snapchat when I'm still even in high school. You have never texted a girl who is older than you because you don't know what that is like because you are a LOSER.
DeleteHey dude this is not Legume I don't even know who that is. My wife Lauren showed me this page because she loves your posts and content. i don't really know what I've stumbled into here with Kyle and Poryphinctus but all I know is that my name is Dwayne and I'm from California. I am an old timer and recently have gone back to an old job of mine, so I'm just on here blowing off some steam. In my field, I have had to defend myself a lot and from first hand experience, it is best to start fighting the homeless because they are not strong enough to fight back usually. The ones around barrels especially. I would know a thing or two about fighting vagrants if you can smell what I'm cookin.
ReplyDeleteLikely story "Dwayne" because you posted this 6 minutes after Cameron Legume aka Prophinctus and I only 123 total views on this website AS OF RIGHT NOW. But I'll extend my disbelief because I really do desire viewers on my page. SO welcome, I'm glad you enjoy. As a Libertarian I believe that the government shouldn't be in charge of social care, but we should still and good people and help each other out and everyone donates to charity. So from a political stand point I don't agree with what you are saying. But as a dude who is really dark and bad ass and cool I totally get what you're saying and think it's really cool! Thanks for the comment.
DeleteHaha gotcha mornon 😝 This was me Cam all the entire time. I made that first post so youd think Dwayne the Rock Johnson was commenting on your blog but actually he wasnt and no one cares 😂😂🤣 Your darkness is another way of saying women dont like you - I bet all those college girls on your snapchat have you added because you probably have like a bot or something. WOMEN HATE YOU CHRIS NEWMAN!!!
DeleteYou fooled me for exactly 0 seconds. I knew it was you the moment you commented. Women love me and they love pictures of my penis. Most of them are left completely speechless after i send them and almost always stop responding to me all together after I send them bc they are either too impressed or too scared of my massive fucking hog. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF ME.
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